Let's be honest here, dudes. We're absolutely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We spend our money on useless crap. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're headed for a wall.

Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and actually did something about it?

“This One's About Getting It On"

You guys know about this, get more info right? This is the real deal, the kind of shit that gets your blood pumping. No room for pussies here, only those who want it all. We're talking about getting dirty and feeling every inch of the action.

• Ignore that shitty stuff you’ve been seeing.
• That where the real fun is.
• Get what you deserve: a wild, unforgettable trip.

It's not demanding. We’re just offering you the truth.

dudes: Bro Get down with me This chick Immediately Tonight

Look, I'm not Playing. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Release. Don't Waste around with Small talk, just Make love to me already. I'm Ready and waiting for you to Get down and dirty.

Man up, I know you want to.

Dude! These Guys {Want to Fuck Me|Have It Out With Me Sexually

I mean, come on! It's like they can't Get the Message. I've been trying to Send Signals, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Don't Care . It's getting {ReallyCreepy.

• Perhaps It's Time I Get a Restraining Order.
• Dude, Please| This is getting Out of Hand.

Let Me Be Clear, I just want to Be Left Alone in Peace! Is that too much to ask?

Bro's Fire this Straight up Insane

Tonight, we're gonna blow the roof off. I'm talking about a party for the ages. We gotta get wasted and live it up. I've got {a playlist on fire|some banging tunes that will make you lose your mind.

We're taking over the place all night long. So, are you ready to have a blast?

Let's make this a epic adventure.

Screw It, I'm Calling the Guys

Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.

• It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
• Beer solves everything, right?
• They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.